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About this blog

Here’s what’s up: I’m extroverted. And competitive. And a total nerd. It’s astonishing to me that I never had a blog before this. It’s like Kevin Garnett finally winning a championship, or the iPhone getting cut and paste (<-future proofing this post for at least a few months). It just needed to happen, even if ultimately nobody really cares that it did.

I’m not entirely sure where I’m going to go with this thing. I’ll warn you right now that this could fizzle out like so many unfocused internet ego outlets before it. I want to entertain, to humor, to gather maybe just a few zealous stalkers. But I’m making no promises.

I’ll leave you with this mental image: a pair of vintage Air Jordans, sitting in the middle of a dirt road winding along the edge of the Sahara. The toes point east, toward the rising sun. The laces are perfectly tied. There might be a lizard sleeping in one of the shoes, I’m not sure. You’re viewing all of this from 6,342 feet through Google Earth during your lunch break at work, and you just dripped ketchup on your crotch.

Welcome to Scythe Matters.

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